Hello, @humbl3shark, ‘tis I, your Secret Santa! You asked for something cute or funny and mentioned that TFA Ratchet is one of your faves; this came out a little more feelsy than intended, but it’s very much found family fluff at its core. I hope you like it. (Rated G, no pairings, no warnings.)
The grim note in
Ratchet’s voice did not bode well.
He surveyed the
Autobots’ common room with the thousand-yard stare of a mech
looking out at the smoking remains of a battlefield. Which, to be
fair, was not an entirely inaccurate description. The room was
currently displaying a similar degree of chaos.
The difference was
that battlefields don’t tend to glitter.
I love that the imagery is actually more the sort of imagery one would except for the resurrection of a heroic character, glowy blue light and all.
Bumblebee: Wow, I think I really would have gotten along with young Prowl.
Prowl: Yes, that’s why I decided to change everything about my life.
Optimus: All right people, let’s do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
Bulkhead: But I thought we agreed we’d go by the name Team Super-cool.
Bumblebee: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
Prowl: I voted for Team Alpha Ninja Squadron.
Optimus: All right, all right, all right. From henceforth, we shall be known as Team Alpha-Super-Awesome-Cool-Dynamite-Ninja-Squadron.
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