What if…

pyco-circus:

So like we all established that Longarm Prime eats alot because he’s cute and chubby but what if that amount of food is normal and necessary for his decepticon form. To him it’s not odd at all to eat that much but to the other Autobots he’s way over eating compared to what they normally eat.

We Will Make You Us, pt 1

agatharights:

If I’m going to Robot Hell I’m going into it headfirst, on fire, probably riding on a meteor like I’m Hot-fuckin’-Rod. That being said, hey everybody, sorry about this. Based off this from earlier, taken to my trash extreme.

Warnings for Forced body alteration, implication of dysphoria, autobots having a gender binary roughly determined by sparktype, forced feminization, look we’re just

we’re all going to scream into the void sooner or later.

Possibly the first part of several to come.

Keep reading

agatharights:

nimmenstjer:

So this might be kinda sorta the Megatron from one of Agatharights ideas which had Megatron, when in Autobot custody, medically mutilated and forced in a bodytype that “fit” his sparktype while being harmlessly autobot-sized.

That was horrifying enough to catch my interest. So, here, Megatron, with altered facial proportions, and his body being the most average femme bodytype available, with pretty much no kibble or even the slightest possibility for intergrated weaponry.

One version without medical scars that looks socially acceptable, and one with scars, or maybe it just looks like that under uv-light.

Why, after all, bother to waste doing your absolute best to make it painless and neat for an enemy to become more appropriate?

(The main question here is: does he have a kill list, or just a list of facilities that are going to go kaboom once he gets the chance?)

THIS IS

AMAZING

OH MY GOD THIS IS GORGEOUS I LOVE IT????!! Poor Megatron. His life gets real shitty once the Autobots start fucking around with him. He thought being a disembodied head in Isaac’s lab was bad….

gay-space-robots:

transformers animated optimus prime is one of the all-time greatest iterations of op because:

– listens to team and encourages working together

– tries to rectify mistakes he makes when brought to his attention

– his moral compass is stronger than obedience to orders from other autobots

– super indoctrinated by autobot high command and told he was worthless but still pushed through to defeat megatron by believing in himself and his team

– always very supportive

– shaped like a friend

– axe

this concludes my ted talk

darklordofcutlets:

mylovelyrainblog:

obstinate-nocturna:

megarowboat:

hey guys did you know that in one of the choose your own adventure books for tfa, megatron catfishes a scientist

He did what now

Professor Heinz Von Furstwartz is a human from the Transformers Animated continuity family.

fOR THOSE WHO CAN’T SEE THE IMAGE:

Professor Heinz Von Furstwartz is an expert in robotics from the University of Vienna. He has wild grey hair and thick glasses. His primary interest is in pleasing the delightful woman he met online, the fetchingly-named Meg A. Tron.

Quest for the AllSpark

With the help of Ms Tron, Professor Von Furstwartz developed a machine designed to confuse Autobot sensors. He took the machine to America, where he found Bulkhead in the middle of a mission to conceal the AllSpark. The machine caused Bulkhead to trash a building and, when Bumblebee arrived, Bulkhead attacked him too. Von Furstwartz claimed that his machine could determine the origin of metals, and that it proved that Bumblebee was a fake Autobot manufactured in Detroit, but Sari and the human accompanying her saw through the deception and yanked the machine from around his neck. Once Bumblebee had destroyed it, Bulkhead’s mind was cleared of its influence.

Von Furstwartz attempted fruitlessly to escape and was chased down by Bumblebee. As the police led him away, he admitted he had been aided in the whole sorry affair by Ms Tron. Quest for the AllSpark

I fucking love TFA Megatron😂

HOLY FUCKING SHIT