mllemusketeer:

tealcicada:

fart jokes forever

@transformersredesigns thanks for your ideas on Bee’s and Sari’s friendship!

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Honestly if anything ends the war it’s Megatron realizing that he’s not going to get anything done against the Autobots when his (just as determined as he is) daughter finds everything the Autobot scout says or does hysterical.

And it’s too late for reverse psychology. 

(Imagine THAT truce conversation with Optimus.)

mllemusketeer:

tealcicada:

and now it’s the lil mermaid but with robots.

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Megatron WILL end the Autobots on Earth if it keeps Magnus from finding out about her (and he hopes she’ll never actually see what Magnus is happily capable of when it comes to Decepticons–certainly, she’ll be a fine warrior, certainly he should encourage every one of his warriors to greatness, but the horrors of Autobot rule? No. No one should have to endure that)