Tag: swerve

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Swerve creates a YouTube channel called “Can I Eat This?”

Ultra Magnus and Ratchet create a response channel called “Why You Shouldn’t Eat This”

Ratchet’s videos mostly consist of him glaring into the camera and saying things like “what body part would you like your mouth welded to this time?” and “IF YOU EAT THAT AND IT DOESN’T KILL YOU, I FRAGGING WILL”

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I’M SORRY

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Basic Engex

8 oz club soda

1 oz Bacardi white rum

½ oz Kirsch cherry brandy

½ oz Raspberry Sour Puss

To make it a little sweeter, use Sprite instead of club soda.

Blurr: “Figured we’d start with the basics. The staple bar drink of all Cybertronians. You can always count on there being engex.”

Swerve: “Partaaaaaaay time!”

Skids: “Barkeep! Hit me again!”