Tag: omg

mllemusketeer:

I wonder if Strika ever hears about all the shit Lugnut and Megatron got up to during TFA and just…resolves never to let the two of them out of her sight again. Because Primus, those two can’t take care of themselves…

…and she missed the three giant versions of her consort wtf Megatron how did you not let me get in on that.

panthalass:

robotsandramblings:

i keep seeing cute posts about Cade lying on Optimus’s chest but all i can imagine is Cade lying down on Optimus’s chest too close to his narnia boob and just,,, fuckign disappearing into his subspace and Optimus scrambling 
(“shitshitshit”)

and frantically rooting around in his boob to pull Cade out

Imagine Cade falling in like Steven Universe into Lion’s mane and just finding all sorts of shit in there that Optimus put in there and forgot about. 

Optimus frantically grabs him and pulls him out but Cade’s like “dude put me back it’s like a treasure chest in there!”  

and as soon as Optimus lets go, Cade sticks his head back in

thepraxianweasleygeek:

katodown:

thepraxianweasleygeek:

Also I just remembered that I used to have a TFA headcanon where Blackout was Strika and Lugnut’s son.

#FOREVER A DISAPPOINTMENT TO HIS VERY INTELLIGENT MOTHER#LUGNUT IM BLAMING YOU FOR HIS LACK OF BRAIN CELLS KAY

oh my god what if he’s still considered a toddler

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I like this idea but then I doubt Strika would allow her precious babby out on the battlefield until he was fully grown