Pacific Rim/Transformers crossover where the humans are harvesting the corpses of dead TFs to build jaegers (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Okay but are the humans deciding to do this themselves or is Swindle entrepreneuring again?
I was originally thinking more along the lines of Bayverse-esque where the humans are actively trying to capture, kill and convert Transformers for their war
@bibliotecaria-d tagging you, Coffee, because I just saw your “ask me about fics” post ouo
And wouldn’t that creep the living TFs out something awful. Worse, ever since the humans acquired Starscream’s dead shell, the Jaegers all start to malfunction one after another. It seems to be an electronic glitch, but the Jaeger suffering the malfunction shows a sudden sharp increase in power without increased input from its core. Partners locked in the drift will black out, but base reports they start to speak in sync with a scratchy, angry voice as they proceed to beat the tar out of the kaiju. The partners so possessed tend to dream for weeks afterward of open skies and vast, starry nights that stretch far beyond Earth.
Tag: omfg

TFMR Bumblebee’s horns can be removed and replaced with ease. Painless, but ensures some degree of hilarity.
Maybe this is the real reason why Decepticons are always going for Bumblebee first whenever a fight breaks out.
I drew these at a bus stop
I can’t adequately explain the Halloween-night conversation that spawned Whirl dressing Tailgate up and extorting candy for him, but this is that
that’s the most adorable tailgate ever oh primus
Optimus: You don’t need perfect people to make a perfect team. You need people whose flaws feed into each other. It’s – what do you call it?
Ratchet: Codependency.
Optimus: Synergy.
I’M GONNA PROVE THAT CYBERTRONIANS ARE CLOSER TO PLANTS IN ANATOMY THAN MECHANICS AND ELECTRONICS AND I’LL FUCKING PROVE IT USING BITS OF CANON
SO FAR FUNGI ARE DOING BETTER THAN PLANTS IN BEING CYBERTRONIAN LIKE
– complex cell structures while still having a cell wall rather than just a membrane (my main argument for cybertronians being non-animal organics; their metal is extremely hard cell wall structures)
– can reproduce both sexually and asexually; in Marvel they’ve shown to reproduce via budding
– grows well in damp acidic areas; cybertron has acidic rain and in uh… some continuities cybertron just doesn’t have a sun anymore
– We don’t know what Primus is in the continuities he’s cybertron itself, energon could be a waste product that the cybertronians can live mostly off of,
BLEASE google “dimorphic fungi” because i feel like it will make your day + help your theory to know that there are types of fungi that can totally change forms (cough… transform)
like there are plenty of species that turn from a mold/hyphal form into a yeast form. sometimes they change based on temperature, environment, other physiological stuff… sometimes we just dont know…
fungi are so cool and i support this “transformers as fungi” theory
HELL YES THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADDITION TO THIS PSEUDO SCIENCE THEORY
I love plants and animals and all sorts of life and fungi isn’t something I know a TON about compared to, say, my general knowledge on bugs, so this is really useful thank you 😀
Lockdown’s active camo shorts out in the rain.
Riley waited for Prowl to come pick her up. For the longest time, Lockdown had a bounty out on the little human, only to find that his contractor was otherwise occupied… Prison does that. With no one from whom he could claim a bounty, the bot ended his pursuit but not his interest. He still followed her, unwilling to admit he had got a soft spot for the small organic. When asked, he’d only say “She matches my paint job.“

Peacemaker (26921 words) by astolat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers Animated (2007)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Megatron/Optimus Prime
Characters: Optimus Prime, Megatron, Ratchet, Sentinel Prime, Primus
Additional Tags: Transformer Sparklings, Size Difference, The Matrix – Freeform
Series: Part 9 of Transformers works
Summary:Megatron just stared at him through the cell door with a strange expression and didn’t say anything. “Well?” Optimus said, half furious and desperate. “Will you promise not to hurt any Autobots escaping if I let you out?”
(PS: This is the canon where the Decepticons are Much Bigger than the Autobots in case that is relevant to your interests.)
…and then they ended teaming up out of necessity and boredom snarking eachother while also talking shit about Prowl and Chromedome and nobody important died.
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Good, now all the Bayformers can Rest™ and get therapy….











