Ratchet: One bonus of being old is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the young bots die inside.
Ratchet: A fine example: the other day I pointed at Prowl’s tree and, while looking Bumblebee right in the optics, went, “Mech, is that bae or what, huh?”
Ratchet: And the look on his face was something I will treasure for stellar cycles.

A Summary Of The Transformers Franchise

Generation One Cartoon: A four season long shitpost. Really wants you to buy some toys.

Transformers The Movie: All My Friends Are Dead The Movie. Featuring a musical score by somebody with a serious hard-on for rock music.

Marvel Comic: A grand cosmic adventure spanning thousands of years and tackling themes of morality and faith, interspersed with the goofiest shit imaginable.

Headmasters: Only notable for the terrible dub. Fortress Maximus has come himself.

Masterforce: Things go off the rails. Wishes it was a Gundam show.

Victory: Things go back to normal. Starring BURNING JUSTICE. Probably the best of the animes.

Zone: A yaoi anime posing as Transformers. An utter enigma. Probably would’ve been hilarious if it got past the first episode.

Generation Two: The one everybody forgets. Contains dangerous amounts of 80’s and terrible rap music.

Beast Wars: The Transformers become furries in order to survive in the time of cavemen. Somehow manages to be awesome despite a bizarre premise.

Beast Machines: Also known as “Why You Don’t Fix Things That Aren’t Broken”.

Robots In Disguise: That guy at work who you don’t hate, but you don’t exactly like him either. Starring a shark that does poetry.

Armada: A wacky scavenger hunt for Pokémon leads to the deaths of hundreds. Everybody keeps forgetting everybody else’s names for some reason.

Energon: The screw-up the rest of the family hates. You expected nothing and you were still disappointed. Has weirdly good music.

Cybertron: Unexpectedly good. Doesn’t get as much respect as it probably should.

Dreamwave Comics: Professionally published fan fiction. Everyone pretends they never liked it to save face. All the characters have the Ctrl-Alt-Delete face.

IDW Comics: Professionally published fan fiction, except it’s actually good this time. Won’t stop until every character is gay.

Kiss Players: The actual WORST. Embodies every horrible stereotype about Japanese media. You’ll probably get arrested if you read it in public.

Bayverse: The red-headed stepchild. Makes a ton of money but is so obnoxious everyone else ignores it.

Animated: Was too good for this sinful world. More anime than the actual animes. Inspires a lot of really weird fanfics.

Transformers Prime: What Bayverse would’ve been if it was competently made. Dwayne Johnson is in the first episode for no readily apparent reason.

“For Cybertron” Games: The only video games in the franchise even worth mentioning. Gears Of War with robots.

Rescue Bots: Pure and innocent in every way.

Robots In Disguise: Has nothing to do with the first “RID”. Ostensibly a sequel to Prime, but feels like it didn’t really want to be one.

Combiner Wars Cartoon: A total shitshow.

I have never watched Pokemon before so what is Ratchet? (also I love his face in every pokeformers art he is in)

mapelie:

lupacrescent:

soursoppi:

Ratchet’s a Chansey, they’re pretty much poke-fied cotton candy. You can usually find them helping out the nurses or doctors of the Pokemon world or manning the healing counters at Pokemon Centers.

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Ratchet’s a particularly salty variant though lol.

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Adorable

😂😂😂😂😂 So Optimus Prime is a meowth