Every Datsun Will Have His Day

lyresnake:

So against all odds, I wrote a sequel to the RiD2015 MegOP drabble disaster. Takes place in the crack AU constructed by @darklordofcutlets and myself, which disregards most of the RiD canon at this point. Fun fact: this is also a loose homage to another fic from a different fandom, Naruto this time, which is tragically lost to the internet, but left a great impression on me regarding the power of portraying a hot mess of a relationship from the POV of an unimpressed third party. Just a heads up, there is some slightly more than implied canoodling, but it doesn’t really do more than brush up against the “T” rating. Enjoy.

If you’d asked Sideswipe whether or not acquiring two living legends as roommates had changed life on Earth, his answer would have been: ‘Not as much as you’d think’. Yeah Bumblebee and Grimlock were twice as twitchy as usual, Fixit’s stutter was twice as bad, and Strongarm alternated between this starstruck expression and smouldering disapproval whenever Megatron and Optimus walked by, but otherwise there wasn’t much difference. Steeljaw and the other Decepticons were still cowering somewhere in the mountains, probably scared witless to come near after witnessing Megatron tear the limbs off that Megatronus guy–when Megatronus had made the mistake of trying to separate Optimus from some parts of his anatomy to which Megatron was apparently attached–in a display which Sideswipe was torn between describing as ‘disturbing’ and ‘really slagging cool’.

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strawberrieninja:

wavex2:

i like the idea of a group of decepticons coming to earth and having to follow around their obligatory human friend in their holomatter avatars, and at some point they end up in a hotel and they find a roomba while their human is doing some recon elsewhere or something and they just grab it and run

they’re like “we liberated a service droid!” and their human is like “….you stole a fucking roomba.”

Yes. Liberate them’ I want Soundwave to adopt a pack of roombas.