Tag: lol

shokveyv:

I want a transformers racing game where you can drive and race like a normal person but also transform into a robot and run the track and shoot other cars on the track for like ten seconds once a lap or something

powerups available along the track: energon cube raises health; dark energon cube for powerup but with risk of your controls becoming harder to handle; a newspark for an extra life [on limited life gametypes]; Nuke for speed boost; circuitbooster is a random chance item, you either gain a really cool weapon that will wipe out an enemy in one hit, or you take a huge loss in health; ununtrium for temporary invincibility

powerdowns: fool’s energon, duller than a regular energon cube so it’s hard to tell the difference, slows you down temporarily; acid rain puddles; magnets that slow you down when you roll over them; that special Sparkeater weapon that instakills you if you touch it; cosmic rust that eats away at your health unless you grab energon cubes or healed by medic; scraplets, watch out for the random swarm of scraplets

medics can heal you if they’re in proximity and zap ye with that heal ray

Reasons why a member of Decepticon High Command is drinking out of a wine glass

three-for-one:

Megatron – Felt like being fancy.

Shockwave – Might actually be drinking wine.

Black Arachnia – The dishes haven’t been done.

Starscream – Couldn’t find a martini glass.

Lugnut – Was given grape juice in a plastic wine glass like a child at a family dinner.

Blitzwing – Didn’t want to waste the wine while emptying the bottle to make a molotov cocktail

crashorpie:

since Detroit is fucking close to Canada all of the Autobots probably got into shit at the border at least once. probably Ratchet did the most bc the first time he was like I’M LITERALLY FROM ANOTHER GALAXY DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR “HUMAN COUNTRIES” but then basically went out of his way to do it all the time and complain about it later. whenever he gets started everyone sighs performatively and keeps doing whatever they were doing but they’re all grinning to themselves bc it’s hilarious