TFP plots I would pay to see in TFA; Megatron possessing Bumblebee’s body.
does that means that Megatron play video games so he can blend in more??
he stalks Optimus more so he can find the Allspark??
yes yES YES
The worst is everybody being like “wow! Bumblebee sure has been calm and collected lately, maybe a good shock to the processor was all he needed ha ha ha” while Megatron’s like “haha oh god i am trapped in a tiny body surrounded by a bunch of newsparks”
then Ratchet tries to examine BB(Megatron) because he believe that maybe a chip in BB’s processor is lodged but Megatron keeps dodging Ratchet, Megatron is secretly trypanophobia, NO ONE CAN KNOW THAT!
oh god accidentally worldbuilding
Also because Megatron can’t risk the autobots finding out- there’s no way he can actually fight back against them in this little fuel-efficient scout’s body! He wouldn’t stand a chance, and until he can figure out a way to contact his Decepticons for help he’s just gotta hope nobody finds out…
Megatron to contact Lugnut but it doesn’t go well…
then Megatron try to locate the Allspark to re-build his body but he doesn’t know where it is.
Then he has to deal with Sari…Oh god… Megatron is in the pits because he can’t hurt her without raise suspicion and she is annoying the pit out of him.
Tag: lol
Autobots, who all hate me, and wish to kick my aft, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre protoforms
It’s that time of year again…
transformers animated shattered glass except with canon power levels and heights
so optimus is like “ah,, megatron,, my pathetic nemesis,,,“ and making plenty of evil monologues while being half megatron’s size and getting swatted down in 0.5 seconds every time they fight
they kidnap sari because the biggest tower is home to the big boss,, right??? now they have to do what we say!!!
but they give their little hostage So Much Freedom. like. they even let her visit her dad. and op dumps all the supervising on bumblebee.
also because the autobots know Nothing about humans sari can make a claim with no base in fact (oh,, yep,, i need 100 candy every day or i’ll die, killing me instantly) and they’ll be like “yeah ok sounds right get her some candy”
blitzwing: i’ve taken a group vote and all of us have reached the decision that we would very much like to kill you
sentinel prime: but im great who’d want to kill me
all Decepticons simultaneously: me
autobot voice in the back: bitch me too the fuck
one of the most underrated, best jokes in Transformers…
(from Transformers Animated)
Bulkhead: it’s on fire!!
Bumblebee: I got it, no problem! where’s the fire extinguisher?
Bulkhead: attached to [Optimus] Prime!!!











