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I’m gonna go rewatch tfa

Starscream flying around making squawking noises like a hawk,
Windblade as quite annoyed

Based on the discussion I had on discord

kkingkk:

Me and my bad puns. I won’t blame you if you don’t get it lol.

cadaverriffic:

How to Get Away with Murder: Cybertron Edition

jarofloosescrews:

Fossils honestly had me burst out laughing.

Sentinel: I am your new ruling Magnus
Optimus: Well I didn’t vote for you
Sentinel: You don’t vote for Magnus’
Optimus: How did you become Magnus than?
Sentinel: The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering silmite, held aloft, exclaiber from the bosom of the water. Signifying by define providence that I, Sentinel Prime, was to carry excailiber. That is why I’m your Magnus!
Ratchet: Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Sentinel: Be quiet!!
Ratchet: You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a scimitar at you.
……
Sentinel [shaking Ratchet]: Shut Up!! Shut! Up!
Ratchet: Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

transformershitposts:

megatron in prison: so an academy washout and a bunch of spacebridge mechanics took the whole decepticon cause down

megatron: how the fuck

reducto-transgresso:

also drew this for twitter

this is what the refrance

spideysshitposts:

Most high command meetings involve starscream yelling at megatron, lugnut yelling at starscream for yelling at megatron, blitzwing climbing something and yelling, me yelling at blitzwing to get down from the thing he has climbed, and shockwave just

staring