i just thought of something

mllemusketeer:

fierceawakening:

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

so there’s kind of a trope of non-fleshy beings like robots and idk glowy orb consciousnesses seeing fleshy beings as super gross because we’re made of meat and we poop and so forth

but

the very concept of ‘gross’ only makes sense if you are vulnerable to poison and contagion

if you don’t have flesh, there’s no real qualitative difference between blood and orange juice

robots shouldn’t even be able to be grossed out, or if they are, they should be grossed out by stuff like this

the wwires are just sticking out not even attached to anything ewwwwww

robots don’t really understand the intricate circumstances under which humans won’t touch dead things but god fucking help you if your passwords aren’t secure. 

#YOU JUST WROTE YOUR PASSWORD DOWN ON A POST IT NOTE?#uh is that bad#THAT’S THE MOST REVOLTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN WHAT THE FUCK#is it as bad as pooping or as bad as corpse fucking#WHICH IS THE ONE WHERE YOU DIE???? IT’S THAT ONE

accepted

@mllemusketeer

The real reason megatron decided to destroy Earth is he saw how we were storing our passwords.