Transformers Secret Santa!

decepticonsensual:

Hello, @humbl3shark, ‘tis I, your Secret Santa!  You asked for something cute or funny and mentioned that TFA Ratchet is one of your faves; this came out a little more feelsy than intended, but it’s very much found family fluff at its core.  I hope you like it.  (Rated G, no pairings, no warnings.)

Thanks to @tformers-secret-santa for setting this up!

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“So.”

The grim note in
Ratchet’s voice did not bode well.

He surveyed the
Autobots’ common room with the thousand-yard stare of a mech
looking out at the smoking remains of a battlefield.  Which, to be
fair, was not an entirely inaccurate description.  The room was
currently displaying a similar degree of chaos.

The difference was
that battlefields don’t tend to glitter.

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