im luaghing at the thoguht of when the autobot cadets go in to get weighed, eveeryone has weights respective to their body size but Longarm is 2-3 times heavier than what he should be because of his actual shockwave form being stored in his deceptively small form like
Longarm is knocked out by a weapon and someone has to drag his arse off the field but can’t because he as heavy as a Decepticon.
they say if you can lift longarm, you’ve got a good chance of matching physical strengths with the cons
double agent suspected in the higher ranks and no one decides to investigate the one bot too heavy for his own body
longarm’s just like “haha guys very funny” but inside he //sweats nervously//