darklordofcutlets:

mylovelyrainblog:

obstinate-nocturna:

megarowboat:

hey guys did you know that in one of the choose your own adventure books for tfa, megatron catfishes a scientist

He did what now

Professor Heinz Von Furstwartz is a human from the Transformers Animated continuity family.

fOR THOSE WHO CAN’T SEE THE IMAGE:

Professor Heinz Von Furstwartz is an expert in robotics from the University of Vienna. He has wild grey hair and thick glasses. His primary interest is in pleasing the delightful woman he met online, the fetchingly-named Meg A. Tron.

Quest for the AllSpark

With the help of Ms Tron, Professor Von Furstwartz developed a machine designed to confuse Autobot sensors. He took the machine to America, where he found Bulkhead in the middle of a mission to conceal the AllSpark. The machine caused Bulkhead to trash a building and, when Bumblebee arrived, Bulkhead attacked him too. Von Furstwartz claimed that his machine could determine the origin of metals, and that it proved that Bumblebee was a fake Autobot manufactured in Detroit, but Sari and the human accompanying her saw through the deception and yanked the machine from around his neck. Once Bumblebee had destroyed it, Bulkhead’s mind was cleared of its influence.

Von Furstwartz attempted fruitlessly to escape and was chased down by Bumblebee. As the police led him away, he admitted he had been aided in the whole sorry affair by Ms Tron. Quest for the AllSpark

I fucking love TFA Megatron😂

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

megarowboat:

legotfguy:

Animated’s 10 year anniversary is coming up so have a shitpost

and arguably in s2 he did just as much sitting around, even though he wasn’t restrained to being a head. he basically only went out to deal with starscream and for the finale. otherwise, though, he mostly just sat there in his mine base stroking his evil goatee and making lugnut / blitzwing do most of the work

#like u can’t accuse him of doing ‘nothing’ in s1 if he didn’t go out in s2 either#i can see why they did it tho#megatron is kind of#ridiculously overpowered#he goes out and the autobots just LOSE#s3 he actually legit just did nothing though (via megarowboat)