*robots having to spray silicone sealant on their joints so they don’t have to worry about anything important rusting over (if Ratch catches you skipping this crucial step he will weld you to a med bay and do it himself. It’s not pleasant)
*Robots pitching a fit when they get sand in their unmentionables and having to take a 45 minute shower just to get half of the damned grit out of their grilles.
*Robots playing in the water!! Dunking each other and having splash fights and all that cute shite!!
*“Hey guys the ocean is full of free dogs!!”, “SIDESWIPE, THAT IS NOT A DOG PUT IT BACK!”, *Great White: :D*
*“WHAAAAAAAAALES!!!”, “Wheeljack you cannot just rush up to them they are classified as endangered by the humans-Wheeljack? WHEELJACK NO!”
*“What is this nonsense?”, “I believe it’s called ‘seaweed’”, “…I don’t like it”
*Big ass beach umbrellas for taking nice long naps under.
*Could you imagine the sand castles though?!
“It’s a bit excessive don’t you think?”, “I don’t understand why you would say that. It looks perfectly fine to me!”, “…how many sand castles do you know have foyers, Hoist?”
*Sunhats!
*“Didn’t we have more people with us?”, “idk, man I’m still trying to get over that horde of jellyfish”, *back at the beach, Ratchet slumbers underneath six feet of sand only to awaken and emerge like some eldritch horror. People are screaming, he scratches himself at growls irritably at them before transforming and moving on.*
GOD I WISH I WAS A BETTER WRITER SO I CAN EXPAND ON THIS BUT YEAH,
ROBOTS ON THE BEACH!
FREE DOGS AND SUNHATS!!!
This is why I love this fandom.
Now I totally want the ‘Con version
Rumble and Frenzy: Hey Boss, this giant murder fish followed us home, can we keep it?
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