Tag: beverage

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The Bumblebee

½ oz Bols advocaat
¼ oz Luxardo limoncello
¼ oz Unicom Zwack (bitters)
¼ oz Bacardi black rum

Float all three ¼ oz portions on the half oz of advocaat in one single shotglass. The black rum doesn’t seem to be necessary and bleeds into the limoncello, so it can be omitted.

Blurr: “A little drink with a big kick! The limoncello and the bitters really hit you!”

Swerve: “Ack! Pttheh! Whooeee! Smooth and first and then Wow!”

Blurr: “Didn’t taste the rum at all, so don’t even bother with it.”

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Flaky Ninja Spiritualist

½ oz tequila
½ oz Disaronno
1 ½ oz heavy cream
½ oz grenadine
Chocolate sauce

Shake tequila, Disaronno and cream with ice in a tumblr. Pour grenadine into martini glass, then add the rest slowly to ensure separation. Garnish with chocolate sauce. Finishing touch: one Great Sword to stir, maraschino cherry optional.

Blurr: “A variation on a human drink called a Bird of Paradise, this is actually quite delicious and fulfilling.”

Swerve: “OMG IT TASTES LIKE CAKE”

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Toxic Waste

1 ½ oz vodka
1 ½ oz McGuinness melon liqueur
½ oz Bols Blue
3 oz orange juice
3 oz Sprite

Mix together in full sludgy goodness and garnish with a few hazard stickers.

Blurr: “Great on presentation, but nothing exciting to back it up. It tastes like a melony Screwdriver.”

Swerve: “I reeeeally don’t think you should be drinking that if Oilslick made it…”

Blurr: “Relax, he got the recipe off the back of the box of waste can glasses.”

Swerve: “Uh huh… and you trust Oilslick.”