In high school my friend and I used to secretly distribute hideous Valentines Day cards around Christmas time randomly. It was fun seeing people cringe lol, and they seemed to cheer up. Anyway, enjoy your terrible cards!
(probably spends approximately 10 years in denial before plucking up the courage to deliver her one liner. Appears cool as a cucumber no matter what reaction she gets, though will be sulky in private later if she’s rejected.)
(acts like he’s hot shit but is actually nervous, 80% chance he flubs the delivery and sets himself on fire or something. Wears his heart on his sleeve, you can actually witness his self-esteem dying in real time if he’s rejected.)
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