In that case, TFP all women roller derby au (MegOp is optional)

decepticonsensual:

I love this prompt so hard.

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Megatron bared her teeth as she viciously body-checked the Autobot jammer, Arcee, and sent the smaller woman sprawling; the Decepticon captain’s ferocious expression shifted to one of pleasure, though, when she glanced up and saw her own team’s jammer, Starscream, skate past so quickly she was almost flying.  Starscream’s glittery, crimson-tipped fingers latched onto Soundwave’s outstretched arm as she approached her teammate, and Soundwave whipped her arm forward, launching Starscream like a stone from a slingshot; Starscream soared on the momentum, laughing as she flew – 

– smack into the red-clad chest of Optimus Prime.

“One shall stand, and one shall fall!” Optimus crowed as Starscream reeled back, and Megatron snarled at her opponent’s arrogance… and tried hard to ignore the way Optimus’s blue eyes flashed and her powerful body unfurled as she threw her arms in the air, to the cheers of the Autobot team.

fierceawakening:

Is there a transformer who is a bus

Because there really needs to be an Autobot bus

A really patient, tender-sparked Autobot bus who thinks being full of squishy aliens is kind of awesome and shrugs it off when they get rowdy or messy and trash her interior, most of the time

And when there’s a Decepticon around she takes great care to detour somewhere and let the humans out in a (relatively) safe place and talk soothingly to them over the bus intercom thing about how they’re gonna be okay

And then when she’s sure all the tiny aliens are accounted for she transforms and wreaks holy hell upon those who would dare threaten HER tiny alien babies

I’m not even a big Autobot fan BUT THIS CHARACTER NEEDS TO EXIST