ficlet: The Rite of Deceptibrand

notwhelmedyet:

this is a scene snatched from my current WIP,
because you don’t need to read that to enjoy this scene of Deadlock’s initiation into the Decepticons. Also because I’m shameless about cross-promotion.

Gen, 3000 words, PG, bit of violence & a lot of political rhetoric.

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white-aster:

fuzipenguin:

iopele:

transformershitposts:

do you think cybertronians researched things such as dry ice and other winter hazardous road conditions, or had to learn from experience? ‘cuz all i can see the autobots readying up for battle in the icy roads of canada, and they don’t know about the curse that is canada’s highways and just spin out when trying to chase decepticons

optimus: roll oUT –HOLY PRIMUS

@rayearthmagic @ladydragon76 @the-sparkbeat @rizobact

And half of the Autobots are sports cars – how many Lamborghinis or Porsches would end up in a snowdrift? 😊

The Decepticons find this fucking hilarious.  They start hitting all the Canadian oil fields in winter for JUST THIS REASON.