Do what you have to do Go where you have to go When the time comes to loosen up your grip, you'll know
Decepticons Guide to Dating Autobots on the DL.
Don’t show them how dangerous you actually are.
Pretend you want to change sides.
Give them worthless trinkets, because they won’t appreciate a real show of strength. Guns, weapons and health items will freak them out, not impress them. Stupid bit of overgrown crystal? They’ll fall over themselves thanking you.
Send them human emoji’s over a variety of social media.
Pretend to be hurt more than you are so they’ll “comfort” you.
Pick them up and carry them, bridal style.
Write Love Poetry. Steal Megatron’s if you need to, they haven’t read any of it.
Lament often how you Wish Things Could Be Different
Act happy when they buy YOU stupid and useless trinkets. Throw away all but one and pull that one out when need be for emotional gut punches.
Things that work for Both Autobots and Decepticons
Wink at them in battle.
#This has been a PSA #I was writing a con telling Deadlock this#and him being like FUCK #I’ve ruined it #my chances
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