Megs likes winter. It’s fun to watch as Autobots crash while driving on freezed Road surface. Fact, that Screamer hates cold (Vos is a warm place, kinda like Rio)
and mostly catches cold, which means no backstabbing for at least one cybertronian month, is a bonus.
So like we all established that Longarm Prime eats alot because he’s cute and chubby but what if that amount of food is normal and necessary for his decepticon form. To him it’s not odd at all to eat that much but to the other Autobots he’s way over eating compared to what they normally eat.
If I’m going to Robot Hell I’m going into it headfirst, on fire, probably riding on a meteor like I’m Hot-fuckin’-Rod. That being said, hey everybody, sorry about this. Based off this from earlier, taken to my trash extreme.
Warnings for Forced body alteration, implication of dysphoria, autobots having a gender binary roughly determined by sparktype, forced feminization, look we’re just
we’re all going to scream into the void sooner or later.
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