anyways headcanon that human made viruses are almost cold/fever viruses for cybertronians. complete with their version of sneezing (rapidly expelling air through body vents), heating up, and excessive energon consumption. vehicons especially have problems with this as theyre not exactly “tech savvy” since theyre basically throwaway soldiers.
soundwave is in a constant state of exasperation at having to deal with the newest virus a vehicon caught because they attempted to torrent undertale or some dumb shit like that off the internet
knockout reaches a new level of “god why” when breakdown ends up in the medbay after attempting to torrent undertale so he could see the blue fish lesbian who punches things