5. Once chilled, prepare the almond bark according to package directions. Once melted and smooth, dip each truffle one at a time into the melted chocolate with a toothpick, turning it gently to coat. Allow excess to drip off, then carefully release the coated cake ball back onto the baking sheet. Immediately sprinkle with rainbow sprinkles and repeat until finished. Allow chocolate to harden, then store airtight up to 2 days.
1 pkg white cake mix, plus ingredients on back of box 1 small box sugar free/fat free vanilla instant pudding mix 1/3 can vanilla frosting 1 pkg white almond bark Rainbow sprinkles Red, golden yellow, lemon yellow, kelly green, royal blue and violet Wilton gel food coloring
1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F. Line a muffin tin with 12 paper liners. First, prepare your cake mix according to package directions, stirring dry pudding mix into the batter to combine. Divide the batter evenly among six small bowls. Tint each bowl a different color of the rainbow to the intensity of your choice. I made my colors bright, but pastels would be cute, too! 2. Divide the colored batter into the muffin cups–2 muffin cups per one color–and bake about 13-15 minutes or when a toothpick inserted in the center comes out with light crumbs. Allow to cool completely.
3. Once cooled, crumble the cake by color into six separate bowls. Add about one Tablespoon or so of vanilla frosting to each bowl and mix with a spoon until combined.
4. To make the balls, take a small pinch of red crumbs, followed by orange, yellow, green, blue and purple. Once each color is in the palm of your hand, gently roll them into a tight ball. Place on a foil-lined baking sheet and repeat until all the crumbs are gone. Allow to harden several hours in the freezer.
5. Once chilled, prepare the almond bark according to package directions. Once melted and smooth, dip each truffle one at a time into the melted chocolate with a toothpick, turning it gently to coat. Allow excess to drip off, then carefully release the coated cake ball back onto the baking sheet. Immediately sprinkle with rainbow sprinkles and repeat until finished. Allow chocolate to harden, then store airtight up to 2 days.
Let’s continue our story with a change of style and the beginning of a very long and important flashback! This happens a lot before the beginning of the regular story; team prime is still breaking space rocks and repairing space bridges, Megatron is still out there looking for the Allspark and Shock- I mean- Longarm, is still blending perfectly among the aoutobots. Speaking of autobots, who’s that cute little femmebot over there? 0.o
Pencil drawing digitally colored, this is going to be my new trend
Yup! And, on the Autobot side, there’s the irony that a lot of Autobots, like Prowl, are devoted to fighting for order, but their entire faction is a chaotic mess of Leeroy-Jenkins-style meteoroid-surfers and loose cannons with their own agendas, without an actual ordered vision of the world they want after the war.
Mmm. I had thoughts about this a day or two back.
Being a good (ideological) Autobot is “heroic nonsense before following orders”. See; everyone who doesn’t listen to their superior and ends up saving the day. Ironically enough, Getaway is doing just this (though through less heroic means to a heroic end) and he is a schemer. Being a good literal Autobot is doing what’s good for everyone, Prowl.
Meanwhile ideological Decepticon is “be your goddamn self wake the fuck up” and honestly, Starscream is perfect. He questions, has ambition, and sticks out. But being a good literal Decepticon is fitting the hell out in the war machine. You’ve got your role, stick to it or you’re repurposed.
Autobots also have thought police, Shadowplay, Institutes, binary guns, idea bullets. Decepticons have thought police that kills or harms you to make you change your mind. Overlord and Trepan fascinatingly show off these differences, and play off each other well. Overlord manipulates and scares mechs because of what he does to the outside, that affects the inside. Trepan is feared because what he does on the inside, affects the outside, everything.
Just, Cons and Bots, man. Cons and Bots.
Okay, I LOVE this. I think this split between being a good ideological fit with your faction and being a good literal fit with what your faction needs to win is perfect, and really well explained! It makes a lot of sense that for both sides, the ideal is more independent and more individualistic than the actual level of cohesion needed to win a war.
I’m also struck by the fact that Megatron actually calls Starscream the “Decepticon ideal” in All Hail Megatron. He’s strong, fierce, ambitious, and has clawed his way almost to the top. It supports the suggestion that there’s a division between the kind of Decepticon Megatron wants to foster (liberated, individualistic, free to pursue their ambitions as far as their strength and talents allow) and the kind of Decepticon that the pressures of that particular military culture tend to produce (are you actively challenging for leadership? No? Then get back in line!). See also: Megatron’s decision to spare Deadlock after he was sentenced to death for rebelling against his commander. Megatron likes ambitious, independent people, but the faction’s structure does not naturally reward those things.
My only quibble, really, is that I see Getaway as falling much more into the good (literal) Autobot category – he’s trying to do something he sees as a small sacrifice for the greater good, in a very Prowl-like way, in contrast to Rodimus’s “heart over head, every time” heroism.
The differences between the Autobot and Decepticon thought police are also pretty striking, because I think it’s very fitting for the Autobot focus on community that if you’re doing something that’s not for the good of the community, they’ll change you to fit in. It’s really chilling. Whereas the DJD don’t actually try to “fix” people who are being “bad” Decepticons. They punish them, brutally, yes, but in a very weird way, there’s a certain respect for Decepticon individuality in that. “I understand that this is what you have chosen to do/be, and you will not change, and both of us cannot coexist, so prepare to die.” Yes, part of the point is to scare other Decepticons into not trying it, but they never attempted to, say, reprogramme Overlord or Black Shadow.
The Decepticons use mind control on their enemies, but only the Autobots use it on their allies.
Where Megatron was made into Galvatron. To contrast them: one is calm and calculating; one is crazy and emotional. (It’s mostly non-pairing but a bit OPM if you squint.)
The story:
The main character is Sari. It begins with Sari’s abduction from college. The Decepticons thought Megatron was dead, and the loyalists discovered that Sari carried Megatron’s CNA (Black Arachnia discovered this), and thus, a rightful heir to the empire. Lugnut went and abducted her to New Koan. She refused to be their leader, of course.
(Actually Megatron was not dead but tricked by Unicron who was sealed in Dead Universe and remade into Galvatron to be its agent and slave.)
But she got to see the Decepticons as a people. She also discovered that the general Decepticons didn’t particularly squirm around organics like the general Autobots did. They even had a few organic planets. (Although the locals were not treated nicely, but not as bad as if they were some bugs to be squished.) and they traded with nearby organic entities.
When Galvatron returned, she was confirmed once again to carry his CNA. She cried hiding in her room, but in the end decided, biological or not, it doesn’t matter. She was only Sumdac’s daughter. (Later though she began to respect Megatron more and although still won’t call him father, she admitted she wasn’t ashamed to be biologically linked to the warlord anymore.)
Optimus, Bumblebee, Bulkhead and Ratchet didn’t find out until much later, due to intentional omission of information and political manipulations.
Galvatron would be more often than not in a mentally degenerated state, striking out at his own army. But he never really hurt Sari. He also sometimes seemed to return to himself briefly, and have a short conversation with her. They developed a kind of mutual respect, and Sari admitted to herself, they were kind of alike. Both were stubborn, rebellious, intelligent and ferocious, both carried a passion to protect their own people.
One day, Megatron noted their analogy to earth’s Greek mythology, that Athena was eventually to replace Zeus, like their own fates. Sari declared she would never be the lord of Decepticons. Megatron just quirked his lips, and said “we shall see.”
Eventually team Optimus came to rescue Sari, stealing Omega Supreme and escaping Cybertron’s air control (promptly announced as traitors by Sentinel Magnus), but discovered that Galvatron was building something sinister, a mystical machine. They tried to stop him. At this juncture Galvatron/Megatron has regained some control and tried to sabotage Unicron’s plan by letting them do just that. Unicron, enraged by his slave’s disobedience, punished him and completely took over his body.
Still, before the final battle, Megatron managed to resurface, disclosed Unicron’s plan to return by destroying Cybertron, and asked Sari to promise him to look after his Decepticons. Discovering she couldn’t deny him this last wish, Sari promised she would look after them, in tears. She knew Megatron well now, and knew that Megatron would rather die than totally destroy his home world Cybertron or be used as a mad puppet by Unicron.
Galvatron led the confrontation to a remote Galaxy so as not to destroy the machine. Optimus temperately defeated Gavatron, but refrained from the final blow. (He knew Gavatron was not acting on his own will.)
“Again?” Megatron, returning to himself, asked.
In his rare moments of clarity and calmness, Megatron asked Optimus(who once claimed he didn’t deserve death), if that is what Optimus wanted, Megatron broken. Optimus was too stricken to say much, but he forcefully denied. (“I am broken. Optimus. ” Megatron, looking at him from the surface of the planetoid he crashed on, calmly asked. “The Mighty Megatron, sanity in pieces. Is this what you wanted?” Optimus was stricken, not only by this unusual disclosure of vulnerability, but also the pang of guilt/regret he felt, that his words was perceived twisted like this, although wasn’t that what they literally meant? He couldn’t deny that he meant to harm Megatron, but not like this. Never like this. )
Then, Megatron, tired, closed his eyes and demanded again for Optimus to finish him. The job had he done right several years ago, there wouldn’t have been so much fuss. Optimus refused and tried to rescue him. But eventually the Decepticon leader shut himself down into stasis lock. (Because he was proud and couldn’t stand to be crazy. Also to prevent Unicron from using him again and to save his home planet.) With the agent inactive, they managed to prevent Unicron from coming out of Dead Universe, where it belonged.
Sari, the new lord of Decepticons, with annoyance, exasperation and a resigned fondness towards her turbulent “subjects,” began to form a new era.
Bumblebee decided to stay with Sari. He couldn’t return to Cybertron anyway. Bulkhead stayed too. Later Sari would enlist his help to build a spacebridge to earth as the first order of her throne. Optimus and the others didn’t endorse Sari’s decision. But they tried to understand it. However, didn’t want to return a comatose Decepticon ex-leader who was also the only passage to Unicron to Sentinel, who would undoubtedly order unethical experiment on him and possibly destroy the universe in doing so, Optimus, Ratchet and Omega Supreme sailed away into the galaxies with Galvatron/Megatron, not before promising Sari to try to find a cure for him.
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The machine: would open a portal to the dead universe for Unicron to return using the energy derived from destruction of a planet. Unicron initially intended to use Cybertron but when the battle began he was desperate enough to want to use New Koan.
Explanation about Megatron’s fate: they couldn’t just wake him up because that would let Unicron get control. The doctor discovered a portal in him, attaching to his processor, but had no clue how it worked or how to safely remove it. Someone suggested just killing him and burning him down, but it was too unethical and dangerous, and was dismissed right away. They also didn’t want to give him back to Decepticons mainly because a portal to Unicron would be too dangerous fallen to the wrong hands. So they had to keep him in stasis lock and get away. Sari wanted to keep Megatron on New Koan but knew her status was not stable enough to guarantee enough safety.
Imagine if Sari convinced Sentinel that the human word for “think” is “fart”.
Mayor: Will you and the Autobots consider setting up an official base and staying in the city?
Sentinel: *stealing the mic from Optimus* Well, ha ha, that’s a big decision to make! But ah, it’s an… interesting proposition. I’ll have to fart long and hard on it… we’ll get back to you.
Mayor: I’m sorry, what?
Sentinel: Hm?
Mayor: You… you just said…
Sentinel: I said we’ll get back you to! You’ve made your point, now my people will talk to your people but only after I’ve made my decision! Primus! I’m going to my ship to fart in peace…